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The theme song from Happy Days has been playing inside my head a
lot recently. For anyone born after 1980, Happy Days was a hit sitcom in
the 1970s that offered a nostalgic interpretation of 1950s America. It
took place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and centered around clean-cut
teenager, Richie Cunningham (Ron Howard), and his family. Richie’s good
friend was Arthur “The Fonz” Fonzarelli (Henry Winkler) who was
curiously tough for his small size, and drew women to him, literally,
with a snap.
No doubt, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney would give their eye teeth to
have Fonzie’s effect on female voters this November. Romney’s VP pick,
Paul Ryan, a Wisconsin boy himself, certainly sent some women swooning
in the first days following his addition to the ticket. The piercing
blue eyes, the serious hair, the P90x physique, and the devoted family
man image are hard to ignore, to be sure. Little more than a week after
the announcement, however, Ryan was on the receiving end of a female
firestorm the likes of which hasn’t been seen since thrice-divorced
family values expert and Bovine-American Rush Limbaugh called law
student, Sandra Fluke a slut for speaking in favor of insurance coverage
for birth control pills.
So what exactly caused the sudden disenchantment with Ryan? The
hubbub was over Ryan’s connection and shared views with Missouri
Representative Todd Akin — you know, Mr. “Legitimate” Rape? Akin and
Ryan have cosponsored eight anti-choice bills in Congress; one of them
(HR 212) gives fertilized eggs the same constitutional rights as people.
This “Sanctity of Life Bill” would thereby render many birth control
methods illegal, as well as criminalize in vitro fertilization since
embryos are sometimes compromised in the process. Lest you think that
Akin and Ryan acted alone, you should know that there are sixty-four
cosponsors of this bill. All of them are Republican. And fifty-eight of
them are men. Say what?
Goodbye grey sky, hello blue / There’s nothing can hold
me when I hold you / Feels so right, it can’t be wrong / Rockin’ and
rollin’ all week long.
In 1957, the average woman gave birth to 3.8 children. She was also a
homemaker, or what we would today call a stay-at-home mom. After 1960,
when the birth control pill was approved by the FDA for contraception,
the average number of children per household began to fall. By 2011,
that number dropped to two children born per average woman. Many mothers
today work outside the home, sometimes by choice, but often by
necessity, as the middle class cost of living has increased dramatically
more than their salaries have over the past few decades. So what would
happen if suddenly many forms of birth control were to become illegal?
Hand over those IUDs and pills, ladies. It’s condoms, diaphragms or the
rhythm method for you. Good luck! I hope your daycare offers a discount
for siblings!
Mitt Romney has said that he is in support of overturning Roe v. Wade
and letting states call the shots on abortion laws. If he is elected
president and gets to appoint conservative Supreme Court justices, that
is a very real possibility. The problem is that outlawing abortion won’t
keep it from happening. It will only make it riskier.
In 1965, The National Center for Health Statistics cited 235 deaths
reported from abortions that year. Of course the unreported number is
likely much higher as abortion was not made legal until 1973.
Or just ask Romania. When the dictator, Nicolae Ceaucescsu came to
power in 1965, his government outlawed abortion. The death rate for
Romanian women having abortions rose 600 percent by 1982. In 1990,
abortion was made legal again in Romania, and by 1996 the death rate had
returned to pre-1965 levels.
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Legal abortion does not mean more abortions. In 2006, Belgium,
Germany, the Netherlands, and Switzerland, where abortion is legal, had
an average rate among them of 6 abortions per 1,000 reproductive-aged
women. In the United States that rate was 21 abortions per 1,000
reproductive-aged women. Meanwhile in places like the Dominican
Republic, Peru, the Philippines and Uganda where abortion is illegal,
abortion rates averaged 46 per 1,000 reproductive-aged women. The
difference is education, and the availability of contraception.
Outlawing abortion and limiting access to birth control will only serve
to increase the number of abortions, as well as the number of women who
will die from them.
One would think that alleged budget hawks like Romney and Ryan, who
want to severely restrict entitlement programs, would see the pragmatism
in granting more access to contraception — not less.
In 2000, 57 percent of abortions were for poor and low-income women. A
total of 857,475 abortions were reported to the CDC in 2000, so that’s
488,761 additional children that would have required public assistance
that year. Paul Ryan’s budget calls for a $46 billion cut in Medicaid,
$36 million cut from food stamps, and drops 300,000 kids from the school
lunch program. You do the math on how to support a growing number of
children living in or near poverty with those numbers, because Ryan
can’t, or won’t.
Paul Ryan’s disconnect from logic on this point is directly related
to the two primary influences on his world view: The Catholic Church,
and the author and self-styled philosopher, Ayn Rand. These two major
influences could not be more antithetical. The Catholic Church is
staunchly pro-life; against both abortion and contraception. However,
the Catholic Church is also the largest charitable organization on the
planet. Caring for the sick and the poor is paramount in the Church’s
teachings. Meanwhile, Ayn Rand, whose
Atlas Shrugged is
required reading for Ryan’s staff members, was rabidly pro-choice and
believed that there was no moral duty to help others; furthermore
according to Objectivism (the Randian philosophy to which Ryan
subscribes), altruism is actually a sign of weakness.
Unfortunately, and most confounding to many of us, is the result of
the marriage of these conflicting viewpoints. All human life (no matter
how few cells) is precious and must be saved without exception; until,
of course, you are born and then you are on your own, kid. Get a job,
little baby! Sadly, while Ryan is the poster boy, he certainly isn’t
alone in this thinking. It pervades today’s Republican Party: forget the
infant who requires Medicaid for basic medical care. All hail the
zygote!
Make no mistake: No one is “pro-abortion.” We would all like to see
the number of abortions drastically reduced, but we disagree on how to
achieve that goal. Statistics have shown that outlawing abortion won’t
make it go away, and it won’t even reduce it significantly. Education
and readily available contraception will. And yet, Republicans are
seeing to it that low income and uninsured women — those very women for
whom an unplanned pregnancy could spell economic disaster — will not
have contraception readily available to them.
Mitt Romney says that he will “get rid of” Planned Parenthood.
Republican Congressmen have already attempted to defund Planned
Parenthood, with H.R. 614. “Title X Abortion Provider Prohibition Act”
which would prohibit any federal grants to be allocated to any entity
that provides abortions. Never mind that in 2010, abortion services only
comprised three percent of all that Planned Parenthood did. Defunding
Planned Parenthood would deny millions of uninsured and under-insured
women cancer screenings and preventative care, STD testing,
contraception, and prenatal services. So between Romney’s promises to
“get rid of” both Planned Parenthood and Obamacare, poor and lower
income women and their children can look forward to a level of neglect
unconscionable for an industrialized nation — let alone one that prides
itself on being exceptional.
The clock is being turned back on women, and it is happening quickly.
Women gained freedom in the 1960s with the advent of the birth control
pill: they can delay having children until they are ready. With that
reproductive freedom, women can have their own careers and thereby be
financially independent. Planned Parenthood allows college women and
women just starting off in their careers, the necessary health
screenings and contraception they cannot yet afford on their own. It
sets up young women to be able to compete in a man’s world.
In this recent power play by the right, women are being told that
they won’t be making their own reproductive choices any more. Their
options will be limited to what Big Daddy thinks is best. It’s a return
to the fifties without the benefit of Eisenhower’s moderation or
progressive vision.
Sunday, Monday, happy days / Tuesday, Wednesday, happy
days / Thursday, Friday, happy days / Saturday, what a day / Groovin’
all week with you.
In the fifth season premiere episode of Happy Days, which aired in
September 1977, the central characters visit Los Angeles. While at the
beach, the Fonz decides to face his fear of sharks by jumping over one
on water skis. He does this in his trademark black leather jacket and a
pair of swim trunks. This absurd departure from previous seasons, which
had featured more typically adolescent conundrums, signaled the
beginning of the end for the show. As a result, the idiom “jumped the
shark” was coined to indicate the point at which something has crossed
the line into absurdity and is unable to fully recover.
At this close range, it’s difficult to pinpoint the exact moment when
the Republican Party jumped the shark. For me personally, it was the
nomination of George W. Bush in 2000. I had always
halfheartedly voted Republican before, but his nomination over John
McCain was an immediate deal breaker. After that, the Republicans seemed
to lose their way as they veered and careened further right throughout
the Bush presidency. Moderates got pushed out of the Party or forced to
be silent while Evangelical Christians and later, the Tea Party, began
to wrangle control.
However, nothing compares to the recent folly of trying to snatch
back fifty years of female progress. Women will not tolerate old men,
ignorant of simple biological facts, lecturing us about what we can and
cannot do with our bodies. We will not cede legal control of our own
reproductive health, because doing so makes us second class citizens. In
a time when women are still only making 77 cents for every dollar a man
earns, we cannot afford to go backwards. And we won’t.
This election is a desperate attempt by Republicans to regain
control. The Party of Lincoln used to be a Big Tent party with enough
room for people of many different backgrounds. But their recent
exclusionary tactics of strict immigration reform and anti-gay
legislation have positioned them as the Angry White People Party. They
know that their majority is waning and that each election will be harder
for them to win.
And now they want to mess with women? Come November, they will learn that was their biggest mistake yet.
